Wednesday, August 15, 2007

old lady

wish i could find a picture of a little old lady with her cane, hobbling along a road, maybe helped by a friendly boy scout. that would be me, whose "real age" is a whopping 87.4. i guess i'll just die now. nice to know you all.

i mean: exercise more. yes. let's talk about pain.
take less medication. yes. let's talk about pain
sleep less. let's talk about sleep disorder
less meds. but take them for cholesterol and thyroid
see my dr for history of ovarian cancer. oh wait. i did already, and i have no ovaries anymore. guess that's not a high risk of death anymore.

please come to my funeral, all you younger than young children