It is with profound regret that we announce the passing of Sharp Carousel Microwave. Steadfast in duty and always there for us, we never realized how much we would miss her until she was gone. When reached for comment, Miss Amy of Cincinnati, OH, stated, "No more dooty dooty doot doot doot??". That's right, now you only hear, "beep......beep......beep". She (the microwave) was getting old, and harder to clean, and in some ways, it was a blessing for her. She leaves behind, David, Christy and Kevin.
She was 9 years old.
2 comments:
Geez, your title scared me!
Wow, is she only 9? I was already out of the house when she was "born". I shall miss her. Our microwave, although only about 8 months old, is very annoying, because the door doesn't open until you try multiple times, because one of the latches doesn't work. Grr...
we shall all miss the do do do do do do do....do. that was the best microwave beep ever.
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